Hair Transplant
I think a combination of aging and seeing the story of that chimp who ripped off a face may have led to this comic. I was contemplating comic ideas and was curious if it's possible forgo the full face job and just go with a scalp transplant. Taking perpetual medication and hoping your body doesn't reject your new hairdo are the obvious downsides, but it might still be preferable to those spray paint hair options.
Have a good week!